“Well, I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it…”

Song: “I Gotta Get Drunk”

Composer: Willie Nelson

Album: Both Sides Now (1970)

“I start to spend my money callin everybody honey.”

“That like to hear my holler,  see me spend my dollars”

“Spend my whole paycheck on some old wreck…”

“There’s more old drunks than there are old doctors, so I guess we better have another round.”